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Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 138
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Homer
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.
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La Rochefoucauld
One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Remember that what pulls the strings is the force hidden within there lies the power to persuade, there the life,--there, if one must speak out, the real man.
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Mark Twain, A Curious Dream (1872)
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
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Kierkegaard
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
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Henry James
She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.
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John Maynard Keynes
Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone
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W. G. Morrice
Christians rejoice because God is their heavenly Father who forgives the penitent, because God sent his Son into the world for the salvation of all who have faith, because Jesus Christ not only died but was raised again from the dead and because joy is one of the ninefold fruits of the Spirit.
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North DeKalb Kiwanis Club Beacon
All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention to criticism.
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Unknown
Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.
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Elie Wiesel
God made man because He loves stories.
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Elbert Hubbard
Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
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