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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 107

Pablo Picasso

Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.


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Marcel Proust

And all the winds go sighing, For sweet things dying.


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Roosevelt, Eleanor

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do.


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Suzanne Heller

Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets.


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Rodney Yee

As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth, life and death. For when you stand in the present moment, you are timeless.


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Plato

Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.


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John McCrae, "In Flanders Fields"

If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.


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Jim Dodge

It just ain't possible to explain some things. It's interesting to wonder on them and do some speculation, but the main thing is you have to accept it-take it for what it is, and get on with your growing.


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R. Brokhoff

If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was Jesus. Yet he did not stay away form the church of his day. It was his custom to go to the synagogue on the Sabbath, and he made many trips to the temple.


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J. Frank Dobie

Conform and be dull.


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Confucius, Analects

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.


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Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.



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