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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 139
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George Herbert
There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
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Yogi Berra, Sports Illustrated
Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.
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The Koran
Horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and conquer without sword.
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Lauren Edwards
I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to them.
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Rick Pitino
When you build bridges you can keep crossing them.
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Oscar Wilde
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
The thing always happens that you really believe in and the belief in a thing makes it happen.
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Unknown
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
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Andrew Old Hickory Jackson
Take time to deliberate but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in.
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Jamie Ann Hunt
My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially devilish.
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Charles De Gaulle
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our intellects.
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