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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 106
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Arthur Wellesley, (first Duke of Wellington)
Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about any.
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Andr Maurois
Lost Illusion' is the undisclosed title of every novel.
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Leonardo da Vinci
When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman with a sheet on his back and mask on his face. They are both more or less what the law declares them lawbreakers, destroyers of constitutional rights and liberties and ultimately destroyers of a free America.
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Saint Clair Adams Sullivan
Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are gone as fast as they can grow up-and we have only a short moment with each. When you see a grandfather take a baby in his arms, you see that the moment hasn't always been long enough.
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Edward de Bono
A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.
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Saint Jerome
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.
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Oscar Wilde
I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
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Anonymous
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
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Archimedes, from Pappus of Alexandria, Collectio
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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Paul Fussell
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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