|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 115
|
Manilius
Even pleasure itself is a toil.
= = = = = = = = = =
Eric Hoffer
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.
= = = = = = = = = =
Robert Burton
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword. (Hinc Gham Sit Calmus Saevior Ense Patet)
= = = = = = = = = =
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
= = = = = = = = = =
Pablo Picasso
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
= = = = = = = = = =
Alan B. Watts
According to conviction, I am not simply what I am doing now. I am also what I have done, and my conventionally edited version of my past is made to seem almost more the real me than what I am at this moment. For what I am seems so fleeting and intangible, but what I was is fixed and final. It is the firm basis for predictions of what I will be in the future, and so it comes about that I am more closely identified with what no longer exists than with what actually is
= = = = = = = = = =
Sir Winston Churchill
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
= = = = = = = = = =
Voltaire
I believe that there never was a creator of a philosophical system who did not confess at the end of his life that he had wasted his time. It must be admitted that the inventors of the mechanical arts have been much more useful to men that the inventors of syllogisms. He who imagined a ship towers considerably above him who imagined innate ideas.
= = = = = = = = = =
Fred Allen
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
= = = = = = = = = =
John Kenneth Galbraith
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
= = = = = = = = = =
Malcolm Forbes
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Seneca
Latin A sword never kills anybody it is a tool in the killer's hand.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
