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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 131
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Bernard M. Baruch
Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see.
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Woody Allen
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Edward Abbey
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds.
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Oscar Levant
So little time and so little to do.
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Chuang-tzu
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror. It grasps nothing. It regrets nothing. It receives but does not keep.
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Francis Bacon
Histories make men wise poets, witty the mathematics, subtle natural philosophy, deep moral, grave logic and rhetoric, able to contend.
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Welsh Proverb
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
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Harold Loukes
An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
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Homer
It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his country.
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Robert J. Ringer
People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true.
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Herman Melville, Moby Dick
For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness.
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Mike Vance
Innovation is the creation of the new, Or the re-arranging of the old in a new way.
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