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Dennis Roch
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound
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C. C. Colton
There is a diabolical trio existing in the natural man, implacable, inextinguishable, co-operative and consentaneous, pride, envy, and hate; pride that makes us fancy we deserve all the goods that others possess; envy that some should be admired while we are overlooked; and hate, because all that is bestowed on others, diminishes the sum we think due to ourselves.
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Ken Thompson
When in doubt, use brute force
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Billy Madison
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
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George Santayana
The brute necessity of believing something so long as life lasts does not justify any belief in particular.
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Denise Levertov
Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
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Gene Fowler
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
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Jean de la Bruyere
There are only three events in a man's life birth, life, and death he is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live.
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Leland Exton Modesitt, Jr.
Rule three hundred of obscure leadership if it's your idea, you get to implement it.
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Anonymous
The future belongs to those who dare.
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Hindu Spiritual
If the radiance of a thousand sunsWere to burst at once into the skyThat would be like the splendor of the Mighty one --I am become Death,The shatterer of Worlds.
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