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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 109
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Henry David Thoreau
Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.
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Mother Theresa
God loves the world through us.
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Josh Billings
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
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John Alexander Smith, Speech to Oxford University students, 1914
Gentlemen, you are now about to embark on a course of studies which will occupy you for two years. Together, they form a noble adventure. But I would like to remind you of an important point. Nothing that you will learn in the course of your studies will be of the slightest possible use to you in after life, save only this, that if you work hard and intelligently you should be able to detect when a man is talking rot, and that, in my view, is the main, if not the sole, purpose of education.
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Jean Anouilh
Life is a wonderful thing to talk about, or to read about in history books - but it is terrible when one has to live it.
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Yiddish Proverb
If a man is destined to drown, he will drown even in a spoonful of water.
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The Hitopadesa
Let this be an example for the acquisition of all knowledge, virtue, and riches. By the fall of drops of water, by degrees, a pot is filled.
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Anthony Starr
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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W. C. Fields
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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Frank Sinatra, Quoted in The Sydney Morning Herald
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Quintus Septimius Tertullianus
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
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