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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 110
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Samuel McChord Crothers
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
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Albert Einstein
I don't know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world war, assuming there will be a third world war. But I can tell you what the fourth world war will be fought with -- stone clubs.
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Franz Kafka
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy
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Sophocles, Acrisius
To him who is in fear everything rustles.
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Edith Sitwell
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
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John Collins
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
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Earl of Roscommon
What you keep by you, you may change and mend but words, once spoken, can never be recalled.
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Sallust, The War with Catiline
Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.
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Piero Milani
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
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Anthony Powell
He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful. Self-love seems so often unrequited.
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Elvis Presley
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
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Sir Winston Churchill, Hansard, June 10, 1941
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.
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