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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 120
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Luciano De Crescenzo
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
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Clive Staples Lewis
Friendship is...the sort of love one can imagine between angels.
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E. V. Lucas
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Hugo De Groot
Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
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H. G. Wells, 1903
The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it.
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John Kenneth Galbraith
Few people at the beginning of the ninteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted.
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Thoreau
The question is not what you look at but what you see.
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Samuel Johnson
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one.
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Councilman John Bowman commenting on the high crime in Washington
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be.
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Javan
I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
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Apuleius
Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
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Hellen Keller
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.
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