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Edmund Waller, Go, Lovely Rose: stanza 1
Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me
That now she knows,
When I resemble her to thee,
How sweet and fair she seems to be.
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Carl Jung, "On the Psychology of the Unconciousness", 1917
Where love rules, there is no will to power, and where power predominates, love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other.
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Benjamin Franklin
If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
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Isaac Asimov
Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war.
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William Shakespeare
The Possible's slow fuse is lit By the Imagination.
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Lao Tzu
All things in the world come from being. And being comes from non-being.
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Immanuel Kant
Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
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Swedish Proverb
Fear less, hope more Whine less, breathe more
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Orison Swett Marden
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
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Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Dinah Mulock Craik
Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.
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E. L. Doctorow
History is the present. That's why every generation writes it anew. But what most people think of as history is its end product, myth.
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