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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 126
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Irving Kristol
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
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Wilmarth S. Lewis
The Yale president must be a Yale man. Not too far to the right, too far to the left or a middle-of-the-roader. Ready to give the ultimate word on every subject under the sun from how to handle the Russians to why undergraduates riot in the spring. Profound with a wit that bubbles up and brims over in a cascade of brilliance. You may have guessed who the leading candidate is, but there is a question about him Is God a Yale man
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Thomas S. Eliot, Four Quartets
Human beings cannot stand too much reality.
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Max Lucado
Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.
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Japanese Proverb
After victory, tighten your helmet chord.
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Amelia Earhart
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.
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Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
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Gustave Flaubert
A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with me, and let me not transmit to anyone the boredom and ignominiousness of life.
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William Lyon Phelps
Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good plays, good company, good conversation -- what are they They are the happiest people in the world.
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Sydney Smith
Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.
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Johann von Goethe
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
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Thomas Fuller
A good friend is my nearest relation.
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