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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 103
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John Maxwell, 21 Indispensible Qualities of a Leader
No great leader in history fought to prevent change.
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Harold Wilson
A week is a long time in politics.
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Felix Cohen
Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.
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A. E. Housman
In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
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Erich Fromm
Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be incompleteness in absence.
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Gandhi
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
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John Ciardi
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
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Benjamin Stolberg
An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
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This Is Spinal Tap
Nigel You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of - Marty What do you call this Nigel Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump.
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George Dana Boardman
Sow an act...reap a habit Sow a habit...reap a character Sow a character...reap a destiny.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The censure of those who are opposed to us, is the highest commendation that can be given us.
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John Fletcher, The Custom of the Country (1647)
Death hath so many doors to let out life.
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