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Andr Gide
The most decisive actions of our life -- I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future -- are, more often than not, unconsidered.
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Oscar Wilde
I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
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Calvin Coolidge
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I think I'll go along with them.
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Benjamin Disraeli
To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
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French Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.
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Tommy Smothers
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
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George Bernard Shaw
Better keep yourself clean and bright you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Homer
Even his griefs are a joy long after to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured.
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Wystan Hugh Auden
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can all of them make me laugh.
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Kahlil Gibran
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.
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Oscar Wilde
Imagination is a quality given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humaor is provided to console him from what he is.
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The Tribune, Berlin, 1871
The prelude to Tristan and Isolde sounded as if a bomb had fallen into a large music factory and had thrown all the notes into confusion.
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