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John Junor
An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
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Dorothy Parker
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Henry David Thoreau
What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.
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David Viscott
In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
We are each responsible for our own life - no other person is or even can be.
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Gertrude Stein
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
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Marjorie Holmes
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
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Vince Lombardi, Lombardi Winning is the only thing (by Jerry Kramer)
The will to excel and the will to win, they endure. They are more important than any events that occasion them.
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Plato
For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who learn it, by causing them to neglect their memory, inasmuch as, from their confidence in writing, they will recollect by the external aid of foreign symbols, and not by the internal use of their own faculties. Your discovery, therefore, is a medicine not for memory, but for recollection-for recalling to, not for keeping in mind.
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Woody Allen, Without Feathers
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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Erich Fromm
That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he can create it, for life is the miracle, the inexplicable. In the act of destruction, man sets himself above life he transcends himself as a creature. Thus, the ultimate choice for a man, inasmuch as he is driven to transcend himself, is to create or to destroy, to love or to hate.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
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