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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 45
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William Phillips
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
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Benjamin Franklin
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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Wilhelm von Humboldt
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life, than on the nature of those events themselves.
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Jane Wyman
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.
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Vincent Van Gogh
There may be a great fire in our soul, yet no one ever comes to warm himself at it, and the passers-by see only a wisp of smoke.
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Franz Kafka
There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring Impatience and Laziness.
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Shakti Gawain
Trusting your intuition means tuning in as deeply as you can to the energy you feel, following that energy moment to moment, trusting that it will lead you where you want to go and bring you everything you desire.
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Jose Vasconcelos
Ultimately nature and events are largely what our imaginations make them out to be.
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Dave Preston
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.
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Rebecca West
God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
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Bill Watterson
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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Elmer Wheeler
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells them to make others feel small.
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