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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 62
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Jim Bishop
A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
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Ogden Nash
Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.
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W. C. Fields
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Channing Pollock
He admits there are two sides to every question: his own and the wrong side.
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Walter F. Ulmer
The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose ... to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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William Franklin Billy Graham
A man can be saved and not believe in the Doctrines of Grace...but he must be a very proud man. Unknown-but if you know who said it, please tell me You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole.
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Stanley Lindquist
God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons we could not learn in any other way. The way we learn those lessons is not to deny the feelings but to find the meanings underlying them.
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Japanese Proverb
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
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Unknown
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
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Pliny the Younger, Letters
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
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Lewis Carroll
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
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Henry Ford
Asking 'Who ought to be the boss' is like asking 'Who ought to be the tennor in the quartet' Obviously, the man who can sing tenor.
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