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Hellen Keller
I am only one; but still I am one. I may not be able to do everything, but still I can do something.
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Johann von Goethe
Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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Garrison Keillor
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
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Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Sophocles
The end excuses any evil.
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Author Unknown
Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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Samuel Johnson
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid.
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Thomas B. Reed
One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation.
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Sydney Harris
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem, but the perpetual human predicament is that the answer soon poses its own problems.
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Albert Einstein, Physics and Reality [1936]
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
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Marshal Ferdinand Foch (1851-1929), French military strategist, 1911, July 18 2005 Information Week, P.72
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
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Alexander Hamilton
...for it is a truth, which the experience of all ages has attested, that the people are commonly most in danger when the means of insuring their rights are in the possession of those of whom they entertain the least suspicion.
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