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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 51
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Oscar Wilde
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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H. L. Mencken
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
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Turkish Proverb
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back.
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Friedrich von Hardenberg Novalis
We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
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Sallust, Roman historian and politician (c. 86-c. 35 B.C.)
Necessity makes even the timid brave.
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Samuel Johnson
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
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Solomon Short
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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Erich Fromm
The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
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Billie Burke
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
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Henry David Thoreau
None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the vantage ground of what we should call voluntary poverty.
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Henry David Thoreau
Things do not change we change.
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Woody Allen
To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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