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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 56
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Really, to stop criticism, they say, one must die.
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Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain. Exalted reason,Resplendent daughter of the head divine,Wise foundress of the system of the world,Guide of the stars, who are thou then, if thou,Bound to the tail of folly's uncurb'd steed,Must, vainly shrieking, with the drunken crowd,Eyes open, plunge down headlong in the abyss.
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Herbert Bayard Swope
I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure try to please everybody all the time.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.
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Johann von Goethe
We know accurately only when we know little with knowledge doubt increases.
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James Arthur Baldwin
Identity would seem to be the garment with which one covers the nakedness of the self, in which case, it is best that the garment be loose, a little like the robes of the desert, through which one's nakedness can always be felt, and, sometimes, discerned. This trust in one's nakedness is all that gives one the power to change one's robes.
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William Shakespeare
Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried.
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Virgil Thompson
The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish.
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William James
Religion, whatever it is, is a man's total reaction upon life.
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Alvin Toffler
Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.
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Tuscarora Proverb
Man has responsibility, not power.
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Don Marquis
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
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