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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 57

Christina Rossetti

Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.


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Robin Renwick, former British ambassador to the United States

No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.


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Kahlil Gibran

To realize that prophecy in the people is like fruit in the tree is to know the unity of life.


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Anonymous

Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything.


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Pythagoras

In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.


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Clarence Darrow

None meet life honestly and few heroically.


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Sallust

Every man is the architect of his own fortune.


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Benjamin Franklin

Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy.


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J Danforth Quayle

What a waste it is to lose one's mind--or not to have a mind. How true that is.


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Flora Whittemore

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.


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Marabel Morgan

Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality the other, a matter of time.



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