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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 47
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Confucius
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.
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Henry C. Link
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false and the false with the true.
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Warren Wiersbe
Four Lessons on Life 1. Never take down a fence until you know why it was put up. 2. If you get too far ahead of the army, your soldiers may mistake you for the enemy. 3. Don't complain about the bottom rungs of the ladder they helped to get you higher. 4. If you want to enjoy the rainbow, be prepared to endure the storm.
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Irvin Shrewsbury Cobb
A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.
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Lewis Mumford
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-understanding and self-discipline.
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Conan Doyle
...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Terence
Too much liberty corrupts us all.
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Ben Lindsey
I do beseech you to direct your efforts more to preparing youth for the path and less to preparing the path for the youth.
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Galileo Galilei
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to discover them.
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Carl Gustav Jung
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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