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Charles Barkley, "they said it" in Sports Illustrated
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I have no character.
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Sir Francis Bacon, The Advancement of Learning, 1605
Man seeketh in society comfort, use and protection.
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T.S. Eliot
Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.
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Samuel Johnson
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
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Johann von Goethe
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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Oscar Levant
Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
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Hosea Ballou
Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.
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H. G. Wells
I see knowledge increasing and human power increasing. I see ever-increasing possibilities before life, And I see no limits set to it at all, Existence impresses me as a perpetual dawn. Our lives, as I apprehend, are great in expectations.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears beauty.
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Arthur C. Clarke
I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about.
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William Ashley
More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
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Albert Camus
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
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