|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 35
|
Gaius Petronius
What power has law where only money rules.
= = = = = = = = = =
Aesop, The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
= = = = = = = = = =
Tallulah Bankhead, on seeing a former lover for the first time in years
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
= = = = = = = = = =
Author Unknown
Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.
= = = = = = = = = =
Lyndon B. Johnson
The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but wouldn't let them into the family brokerage business.
= = = = = = = = = =
Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
= = = = = = = = = =
Frank Herbert, Dune
Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness may we not all possess? What senses do we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us?
= = = = = = = = = =
Mignon McLaughlin
It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ocean\'s Eleven
Danny Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.
= = = = = = = = = =
Thomas Fuller
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.
= = = = = = = = = =
Walt Whitman
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
= = = = = = = = = =
Samuel Taliaferro Rayburn
If you want to get along, go along.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
