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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 25
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R. Buckminster Fuller
Children are born true scientists. They spontaneously experiment and experience and reexperience again. They select, combine, and test, seeking to find order in their experiences - which is the mostest? which is the leastest? They smell, taste, bite, and touch-test for hardness, softness, springiness, roughness, smoothness, coldness, warmness: the heft, shake, punch, squeeze, push, crush, rub, and try to pull things apart.
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Thomas A. Edison
A genius is just a talented person who does his homework.
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Tony Kanal
I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
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Catherine de Hueck
With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.
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Seneca
Brother, the Great Spirit has made us all. . . . .
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Hasidic Saying
Be the master of your will and the slave of your conscience.
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George Santayana
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
The softest things in the world overcome the hardest things in the world. Through this I know the advantage of taking no action.
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Fred Allen
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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Gen. Douglas MacArthur, Farewell address, quoted on "We Interrupt This Broadcast" CD-ROM
And now, like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military career, and just fade away...an old soldier who tried to do his duty, as God gave him the light to see that duty. Good-bye.
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Ricther
We learn our virtues from our friends who love us; our faults from the enemy who hates us. We cannot easily discover our real character from a friend. He is a mirror, on which the warmth of our breath impedes the clearness of the reflection.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
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