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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 28

Robert Half

Free advice is worth the price.


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James Oppenheim

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.


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Martin Luther King Jr.

God is not merely interestd in the freedom of brown men, yellow men, red men and black men.He is interested in the freedom of the whole human race.


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Dogen

When we discover that the truth is already in us, we are all at once our original selves.


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Blaise Pascal

The heart has arguments with which the logic of mind is not aquainted.


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Max Lerner

Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.


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Benjamin Franklin

Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.


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Publilius Syrus

Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.


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Jacquelyn Mitchard

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.


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Oscar Wilde

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.


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e e cummings

Be of love a little more careful than of anything.


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American Indian Proverb

Every animal knows more than you do. Nez Perce



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