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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 192

Calvin Coolidge

Nothing in the world will take away persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than an unsuccessful man with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.


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David Merrick

It's not enough that I should succeed -- others should fail.


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Sir Henry Wotton

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.


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John Dewey

It is our American habit if we find the foundations of our educational structure unsatisfactory to add another story or wing. We find it easier to add a new study or course or kind of school than to recognize existing conditions so as to meet the need.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 6.

To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.


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Thomas Carlyle

In idleness there is a perpetual despair.


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Stanislaw Lec

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.


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Jean Cocteau

Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time.


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Piet Mondrian

The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.


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Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonesome.


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Gabrid Garcia Marquez

No medicine cures what happiness cannot.


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Laurie Anderson

When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom



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