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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 27
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I Ching
Water, everywhere over the earth, flows to join together. A single natural law controls it. Each human is a member of a community and should work within it.
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South
To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But if we do not wish to do a thing it becomes impossible.
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Aldous Huxley
When one's ill or unhappy, one needs something outside oneself to hold one up. It is a good thing, I think, when one has been knocked out of one's balance . to have some external job or duty to hang on to.
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MG Siriam
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
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Jean Kerr
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
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Katherine Mansfield
The pleasure of all reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.
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George Frost Kennan
The best an American can look forward to is the lonely pleasure of one who stands at long last on a chilly and inhospitable mountaintop where few have been before, where few can follow and where few will consent to believe he has been.
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Salvador Dali
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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Thomas Carlyle
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laugther, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
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Abraham Lincoln
People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
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Groucho Marx
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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