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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 63

Muhammad Ali

Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.


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A. J. Liebling

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.


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Aristotle

To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character.


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Victor Hugo, Les Miserables

To love another person is to see the face of God.


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Edgar Z. Friedenberg

An old man loved is winter with flowers.


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David Assael

Spring is about to spring. Persephone is coming back and the ice is groaning, about to break with the exquisite and deafening roar. It's a time for madness a time for our fangs to come down and our eyes to glaze over so that the beast in us can sing with unmitigated joy. Oh yes, ecstasy, I welcome thee


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Gordon William Allport

Love recieved and love given comprise the best form of therapy.


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Erich Fromm

Education makes machines which act like men and produces men who act like machines.


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Phaedrus

It is destruction to the weak man to attempt to imitate the powerful.


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James Thurber

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.


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Harold Bloom

Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.


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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

When asked about his favorite song, I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.



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