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Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 42
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Diogenes
As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
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Abraham Lincoln
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business.
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Bill Watterson
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin
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Thomas John Watson, Sr.
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
A witty saying proves nothing.
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Christopher Pearce Cranch, A Spring Growl
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here and there a patch of snow, Dirtier than the ground below, Dribbles down a marshy flood; Ankle-deep you stick in mud In the meadows while you sing, This is Spring.
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William Shakespeare
A hit, a very palpable hit.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.
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Anais Nin
We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for, need, love or desire, often against reality, against their benefit, and always, in the end, a disappointment, because it does not fit them.
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John Davidson Rockefeller, Sr.
I believe that every right implies a responsibility every opportunity an obligation every possession a duty.
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Ronald Reagan in 1973
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.
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Edmund Burke
Ambition can creep as well as soar.
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