Heraclitus

To God all things are beautiful, good, and right human beings, on the other hand, deem some things right and others wrong. It would not be better if things happened to people just as they wish.

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Mel Brooks

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

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Cicero

He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.

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Henry Adams

One friend in a lifetime is much two are many three are hardly possible.

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Johann von Goethe

Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.

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Kahlil Gibran

If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.

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Reverend Edward A. Malloy

A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life.

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Johann von Goethe

Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator.

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Alfred De Musset

Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content.

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Anthony Norvell

Plant a kernel of wheat and you reap a pint; plant a pint and you reap a bushel. Always the law works to give you back more than you give.

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Stephen Shober

The mission before us as ambassadors is to assure peace among, as it were, the diplomatic corps of fellow ambassadors. Thus we are to walk in lowliness (humility) and meekness, which foster longsuffering and enable us to forbear one another in love.

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