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Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 43
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J. Hart
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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William Shakespeare
My salad days, When I was green in judgment.
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John D. Rockefeller
I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity.
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Voltaire
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
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Evelyn Waugh
What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen
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Charles A. Lindbergh
I was astonished at the effect my successful landing in France had on the nations of the world. To me, it was like a match lighting a bonfire.
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Aristotle
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.
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George Sand
Life in common among people who love each other is the ideal of happiness.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
If I were dying, my last words would be, Have faith and pursue the unknown end.
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Carl Sagan
Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
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W. C. Fields
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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Mark Twain
Imagination is always the fabric of social life and the dynamic of history. The influence of real needs and compulsions, of real interests and materials, is indirect because the crowd is never conscious of it.
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