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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 29

John Ernst Steinbeck

Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts, perhaps the fear of a loss of power.


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Willa Sibert Cather

I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.


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Howard Thurman

Follow the grain in your own wood.


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Jean Jacques Rousseau

Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will be measured; try to manage that you may go beyond yourself in after times, but beware of ever doing less.


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Ella Wheeler Wilcox

To sin in silence while others doth protest makes cowards out of men.


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Katharine Butler Hathaway

There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.


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Antonin Artaud

We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day, and not so long ago, our consciousness was forced to deem it necessary.


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Samuel Butler

Logic is like the sword--those who appeal to it shall perish by it.


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Bertrand Russell

Whereas in art nothing worth doing can be done without genius, in science even a very moderate capacity can contribute to a supreme achievement.


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William Shakespeare, "Othello", Act 3 scene 3

Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,But I do love thee! and when I love thee not, Chaos is come again.


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Ecclesiastes 4910 Bible

Two are better than one because they have a good reward for their labor. For if they fall, one will lift up his companion. But woe to him who is alone when he falls, for he has no one to help lift him up.


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Bill Bernbach

The real giants have been poets, men who jumped from facts into the realm of imagination and ideas.



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