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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 60
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Miguel de Cervantes
Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole.
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Sir Arthur Eddington, Attributed in Robert L. Weber "More Random Walks in Science", 1982
Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.
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Paul De Gondi
When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure, you must say it with every appearance of sincerity this is the only way to make it palatable.
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Lewis Thomas
Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that you would think the mere possibility of existence would keep us all in a contented dazzlement of surprise.
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David T. Wolf
Idealism is what precedes experience cynicism is what follows.
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Abraham Lincoln
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words And this, too, shall pass away.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude.
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Unknown
Man is a gregarious creature, more so in mind than in body. He may like to go alone for a walk but he hates to stand alone in his opinion.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince
To be feared is much safer then to be loved.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it , you will live along some distant day into your answers.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
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