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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 49

H. P. Lovecraft

The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.


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Joseph Addison

From social intercourse are derived some of the highest enjoyments of life; where there is a free interchange of sentiments the mind acquires new ideas, and by frequent exercise of its powers, the understanding gains fresh vigor.


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Mitchell Caplan, CEO, E*Trade Group Inc.

To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise.


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Samuel Johnson

The true, strong, and sound mind is the mind that can embrace equally great things and small.


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D. H. Lawrence

hy doesn't the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired by the present


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Agnes Repplier

It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.


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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The pleasure of love is in loving.


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Kahlil Gibran

Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.'


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Anthony Burgess

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity.


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William Jefferson Clinton

You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.


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George Lucas

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.



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