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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 31
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Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
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William Penn
To do evil that good may come of it is for bunglers in politics as well as morals.
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L. Gordon Cooper, Jr.
Father, we thank you, especially for letting me fly this flight ... for the privilege of being able to be in this position, to be in this wondrous place, seeing all these many startling, wonderful things that you have created. (Prayer while orbiting the earth in a space capsule)
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Benjamin Franklin
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.
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Sir Winston Churchill
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
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Anton Chekhov
A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is a man who has signed a contract with his conscious and his sense of duty.
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Louisa May Alcott
Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.
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Napoleon Bonaparte, 1802
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
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Marilyn King
We all use our imagination every day. However, most of us are unaware that what we envision affects every cell of our bodies and every aspect of our performance.
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George Price
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer
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Dan Quayle
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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Hfiz
Come, for the House of Hope is built on sand bring wine, for the fabric of life is as weak as the wind.
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