|
| |
|
|
| |
A random selection of fabulous
funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.
|
Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 59
|
Dana Carvey
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
= = = = = = = = = =
Calvin Coolidge or Woodrow Wilson
Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard--you never know how many friends the dead have until you try to move them!
= = = = = = = = = =
Thomas Carlyle, Proflies in Courage by: John F. Kennedy
The Courage that we all prize and seek is not the courage to die decently, but to live manfully.
= = = = = = = = = =
Wolcott Gibbs
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
= = = = = = = = = =
G. C. Lichtenberg
He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards.
= = = = = = = = = =
Arthur Hays Sulzberger
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
= = = = = = = = = =
Maitri Upanishads
One's own thought is one's world. What a person thinks is what he becomes.
= = = = = = = = = =
Adlai Ewing Stevenson
As citizens of this democracy, you are the rulers and the ruled, the law-givers and the law-abiding, the beginning and the end.
= = = = = = = = = =
Mother Jones
I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.
= = = = = = = = = =
Vearncombe, Black, "Paradise"
Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should never feel small.
= = = = = = = = = =
Charles Bukowski
You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
= = = = = = = = = =
Eleanor Roosevelt
If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.
|
| |
|
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>
More Funny Quotations |
| |
|
|
| |
|
|
| |
| |
| |
|
