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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 38
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Lillian Hellman
We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past in our heads. It is considered unhealthy in America to remember mistakes, neurotic to think about them, psychotic to dwell on them.
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John Milton
He who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself.
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James Russell Lowell
As life runs on, the road grows strange With faces new,-and near the end The milestones into headstones change, 'Neath every one a friend.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
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Coming to America
Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. The Giants triumphed by kicking a pigskin ball through a big H. A most ripping victory. Cleo McDowell Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
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Romanian Proverb
Abundance, like want, ruins many.
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Bertrand Russell
This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
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Homer
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.
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Giosu, Borsi
The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.
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Madame de Lambert
The pleasures of the world are deceitful; they promise more than they give. They trouble us in seeking them, they do not satisfy us when possessing them and they make us despair in losing them.
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Robin Green
For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is...
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