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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 150
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Chris Clark
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990's.
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George Ade
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Saint Augustine
O, Divine Master, Grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled, as to console To be understood as to understand To be loved as to love For it is in giving that we receive It is in pardoning that we are pardoned And it is in dying to ourselves that we are born to eternal life. Amen.
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Irish Proverb
Even the longest day has its end.
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John F. Kennedy
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
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Mahatma Gandhi
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
The heights of great men reached and kept, Were not attained by sudden flight, But they, while their companions slept, Were toiling upwards in the night.
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Betty Talmadge
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans.
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Albert Ellis
The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence.
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Maxwell Maltz
You can always find the sun within yourself if you will only search.
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Bill Vaughan
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
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Slovenian Proverb
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
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