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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 170
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Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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Zig Ziglar
The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity.
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Whitney Houston, The Greatest Love Of All
I decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow. If I fail, if I succeed, at least I’ll live as I believe.
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George Orwell
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
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Ursula K. LeGuin
It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.
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Miles Davis
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
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Annie Dillard, "Winning Words" Compiled by Allen Klein Portland House, 1998
How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.
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Mary Day Winn
Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu.
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Indira Nehru Gandhi
If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting, I know that the violence will be in the thought and the action of the assassins, not in my dying. (Handwritten statement found in her residence)
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William Shakespeare
We know what we are, but not what we may be.
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Unknown
Friends are angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Henri Bergson, 1859-1938
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
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