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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 20
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Henry Miller, The Books in My Life
In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
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Saint Bernard
It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment.
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Anatole France
To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
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D. H. Lawrence
How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
I have impeached myself by resigning.
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John Dean
An answer is always a form of death.
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Thomas Jefferson
I cannot live without books.
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Raymond Chandler
At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable.
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Noel Coward
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Bill Cosby
People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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Cyrus H. Curtis
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.
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Harry S Truman
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job it's a depression when you lose yours.
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