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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 153
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Louis K. Anspacher
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.
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Peter Ustinov
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
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Fran Lebowitz
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
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Antiphanes
Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.
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Walt Whitman
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
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Euripides, Alcestis, 438 B.C.
Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.
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Mahatma Gandhi
You must be the change you want to see in the world.
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Victor Hugo
The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
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Andy Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
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Aldous Huxley
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.
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David Wilkerson
Love is not something you feel. It's something you do.
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Irish Proverb
Better be quarrelling than lonesome.
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