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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. (On steel industry executives who increased prices)
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Author Unknown
Where ambition ends happiness begins.
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Socrates
The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we would appear to be; all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice and experience of them.
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Francis Jeffrey
There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of the extent and strength of his prejudices.
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Dame Rebecca West
Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by a madness which forces them to commit the very acts which made it certain that what they dread shall happen.
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Elizabeth Goudge
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
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Lucy Montgomery
Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about It just makes me feel glad to be alive -- it's such an interesting world.
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Unknown
We stare into the fire of life, the flame of the soul, Yet we stand, so far away, Basking in the eternal energy that flows from within it, We stand back, too scared to approach the flames.
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Socrates
Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Our envy of others devours us most of all.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is nothing capricious in nature and the implanting of a desire indicates that its gratification is in the constitution of the creature that feel it.
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Edgar Albert Guest
Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore at the rim of a far flung sky.
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