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Clever Proverbs and Quotations - 18
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Pamela Vaull Starr
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.
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Orville Wright
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.
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Thomas Hobbes
Fear of things invisible in the natural seed of that which everyone in himself calleth religion.
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M. Hirschfield
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
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Erich Fromm
Modern man thinks he loses something time when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains except kill it.
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Abigail Van Buren
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Felix Adler
Ethical religion can be real only to those who are engaged in ceaseless efforts at moral improvement. By moving upward we acquire faith in an upward movement, without limit.
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Peter McWilliams
In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.
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American Proverb
A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.
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Dean Inge
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a common hatred of its neighbors.
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Miguel de Unanimo
Only in solitude do we find ourselves and in finding ourselves, we find in ourselves all our brothers in solitude.
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Donnie Brasco
Donnie Brasco Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac Forget about it you know But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell too. Like, you know, like Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker and Paulie says Forget about it Sometimes it just means forget about it
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