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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 191
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Confucius
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
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Alfred North Whitehead
Periods of tranquility are seldom prolific of creative achievement. Mankind has to be stirred up.
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Kenneth Kaunda
When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by bees.
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Woodrow Wilson
Business underlies everything in our national life, including our spiritual life. Witness the fact that in the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
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Margaret Turnbull
When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a woman looks in her mirror.
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Ogden Nash
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Mark Twain
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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Eric Ambler
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they can take your life but the same thing can be said of the most weak.
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Ken Kesey
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
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H. L. Mencken
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.
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Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451, 1953
We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?
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Bertrand Russell
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
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