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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 199
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now.
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Terry Josephson
No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.
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Navajo Chant
The mountains, I become a part of it... The morning mists, the clouds, the gathering waters, I become a part of it.
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Real Live Preacher
Im searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.
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Diane Von Furstenberg
Life is a risk.
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Cicero
There is nothing so ridiculous but some philosopher has said it.
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Benjamin Franklin
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
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Stephen Hawking
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
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Pablo Picasso
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I wish our clever young poets would remember my homely definitions of prose and poetry that is prose words in their best order-poetry the best words in the best order.
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Euripides
Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
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Richard Bach
You teach best what you most need to learn.
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