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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 17
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Dr. Seuss
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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Wendell Berry
To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival.
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William Shakespeare, "King Henry IV Part II", Act 2 scene 1
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
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Pam Brown
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
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George Santayana
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.
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Michael Korda
Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire from what you do. If you are in a job you hate, face the fact squarely and get out.
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Lucius Gary
When it is not necessary to change, it is necessary not to change.
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Scarface
Tony Montana I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
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Stanislaw Lem
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.
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Friedrich Engels
The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
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