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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 33

Albert Einstein

I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.


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John Donne

Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the body in this life, and a preparing of the soul for the next.


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Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.


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Ernest Hemingway

Never confuse movement with action.


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Herbert Clark Hoover

Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual and economic power by which I created a world-wide depression all by myself.


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Cleobulus, {One of the 7 Greek Sages}

Safeguard the health both of body and soul.


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Alfred North Whitehead

Almost all really new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are first produced.


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Marya Mannes

Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal.


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Benjamin Disraeli

Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.


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Georges Rouault

Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.


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Gertrude Stein

It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.


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Abigail Adams, 1780

Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.



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