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Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 168
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William Gordon
I believe that all of us have the capacity for one adventure inside us, but great adventure is facing responsibility day after day.
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Jose Raul Bernardo, Silent Wing (Simon & Schuster, 1998)
When you tell the truth, people listen.
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Theophile Gautier
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!
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Leonard Bernstein
Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.
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La Rochefoucauld
However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.
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Harold Nicolson
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
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Aldous Huxley
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
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California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"
Superfluity does not vitiate.
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Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
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Edgar Allan Poe
Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you beat them, the more tender they become.
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Margaret Lee Runbeck
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
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Rabbi Harold Kushner
One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
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