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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 16
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Dr. Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
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Collen McCullough
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five- year-old men more.
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Benjamin Franklin
Think what you do when you run into debt; you give another power over your liberty.
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John Barth
Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
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William Blake
You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent to share them.
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Ogden Nash
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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C. V. R. Thompson
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
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Anders Fogh Rasmussen, (Prime Minister of Denmark) Family photo after the European Council meeting in Copenhagen, 13 December 20
Europe is spreading its wings. In freedom. In prosperity. And in peace. It is a truly proud moment for the European Union. It is a triumph for liberty and democracy. To our new members I say: “Warmly welcome to our family”. Our new Europe is born.
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Antoine De Saint-Exupery
A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the idea of a cathedral in mind.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think the work is the product of a drunken savage's imagination.
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Adolf Hitler
...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
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